Yup, you read that right. Bacon candy. Or, as close as you're likely to get to it, anyway.
Take a dehydrated slice of bacon and dip it in butterscoth. Then, roll it in paper-thin ribbons of dried apple and fresh thyme. Suspend the bacon from a contraption at once clinical and elegant.
To borrow inspiration from Joy for a moment, I would have stabbed anyone at the table with my fork if I had one, and if I thought it would garner me another slice of bacon candy.