Dear Large Man --
Your motorcyle is very loud. I'm sure you know this and, in fact, I'm sure it's the reason you like to ride it. Perhaps it's making up for some comment your mother made long ago, or perhaps it's in reaction to a slight from a recently departed girlfriend. Or maybe you're just dumb enough to get one "because all my friends are".
So anyway, back to the bike.
PLEASE DON'T DRIVE DOWN RESIDENTIAL STREETS AFTER MIDNIGHT,
ROARING YOUR ENGINES.
Otherwise, my very tough French Bulldogs will jump out the window and chew your toes off, and then I will have to fill out paperwork, and then I will be grouchy. Which will make my Frenchies grouchy. And you ain't seen grouchy 'til you've met these two:
So please, Mr. Motorcycle Man, could you find it in your heart to ride your bike down a street other than ours, the ONLY residential street in our area?
Tags: Motorcycles, Choppers, Oakland, French Bulldogs, Dogs, Urban Noise
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